One of the first things that catch the fancy of a young person getting an opportunity to travel to a civilised country after a life completely lived in darling Nigeria is the existence of order in those communities. Apart from the beauty that results from town planning and tidy queues, there is a certain beauty effect that the maintenance of law creates.
The Police Force in civilised communities of the world is usually made up of an amazing bunch of people; respectful, organised, erudite and (I must say this again) respectful! It is amazing how a law-breaker can be ‘mirandized’: “I’m afraid you are under arrest sir; you have the right to remain silent . . .” or “I’m sorry ma’am but you would have to go back with us to the police department”. The story turns sour when you compare that with what obtains in our own community. Disdain is the treatment you get for daring to drive a nice-looking car past a police post! You are ordered out of the car and pushed around, if you allow, like a criminal who has been on the run! It gets worse if you appear to be a young achiever; I guess to them you automatically qualify as a fraudster who belongs in their coffers – paying the ‘police’ fee of your ‘business’. As people on this side put it, if power supply becomes regular at your home, you can be sure that it is the time of the month when the bill would be delivered. Just the same way, if a policeman starts smiling at you, it is likely that he would ask: “Oga, how far?” or “Madam, how we dey do weekend na?” Lagosians will not forget that black Sunday in August 2010 in a hurry, when several lives were lost in Berger as a result of a series of events starting with a police roadblock.
It is no news that corruption has an exalted place in the systems of life in Nigeria at the moment, and that it is does not only exist in the organs of government. If the corruption in the police force is taken out however, a large fraction would have been dealt with. It is with the police and other law enforcement agencies that you find cab/bus drivers as well as their okada/marwa counterparts paying their ‘dues’ several times in one day! The sadder part of the tale is how excusable the grave offenses of the regular donors become as a result of their burnt sacrifices to Oga Policeman! Of course, the police force is not the only law enforcement agency that is involved in this vice, but it seems to be most unbridled here.
The shamelessness with which these bribes are demanded for is alarming too. A friend of man who was robbed earlier in the year went to the Police station to make a statement. When he was done at had turned to take his leave, he heard the officer on duty asking him for “something for the boys”! Imagine making such a request of someone who was still dealing with the trauma of losing money and other valuables to hoodlums!! And these are the people given the responsibility of ensuring the safety of lives and property!!!
Discipline is definitely one of those things that are profoundly lacking in the Nigerian Police Force. That much can be seen from the demeanour of the regular police officer you find on the road. Many of them can be seen clad in dirty, ill-fitting uniforms that must attempt to accommodate the oversized tummy, without their berets threatening to shoot at innocent motorists who appear not to be keen on parting with bonuses for “the boys” (and the Ogas they claim to be taking returns to in the office). How can anyone in his right senses allow the impression that these people work in our interest? I was amazed when I reported a burglary in my house a while ago and the police officers began a less-than-intellectual discussion on how the spate of robberies on Sunday mornings was on the rise. Should the combatants of crime in our society speak with such hopelessness?!
Only last week, I was told of the massive traffic jam that held motorists up for more than three hours in Egbeda area of Lagos. The amazing thing is that the traffic was reported to have been started first by the scene created when two policemen in uniform took to the streets to fight. Then, it got scary when their service rifles became a part of the scuffle and everyone decided it was best to be far from the site, lest they become victims of another unsolved case of stray bullets. In addition to this, Nigerians are used to seeing men of the police force turn away to the more important business of tip extraction from okada when the road has the peak of traffic situation. It is at times like this that you see the okada riders scampering for safety from the claws of the hijackers! The police could also decide wade through the traffic by blasting the sirens of their vehicles and make room either for themselves, or some more important personality that must not suffer the effects of traffic that the rest of us mere mortals must suffer!
Speaking of the indiscipline, I have observed how residents of Ojodu-Abiodun (on the border of Ogun and Lagos states) have been made to suffer unnecessary traffic snarls as a result of the deposit of a number of accidented vehicles and impounded trucks on their already too-narrow roads. It is just amazing to think of how high (or low) the Intelligence Quotient of the source of such an idea could be. The parked trucks have taken over more than half of the road and the other cars are not helping matters. Yet, these vehicles were imported from some other places and dumped on the roads simply because the Police station does not have space within it for them. Meanwhile, day after day, and night after night residents spend endless avoidable hours in traffic because our misguided and undisciplined force of Police officers.
For a country that plans to move forward, I am unsure if much can be achieved without something drastic being done about our police force.